Drafted at Saturday Morning Free Write, the prompt was "I want immunity". I thought it would be quite cool to talk to Mueller in Rhyme. He'd get it.
I got your request and I’m willing to talk
On the one condition that you will let me walk
When I’m finished
It’s fair to state I’ll require this deposit
To cancel the plans, stuff and whatsnotits
On my To Do List
You are summoning me, and it’s not a big deal
Just making sure we’re keeping things real
I’m not gonna leave much room for discussion
Take it or leave it, but no repercussion
For mine.
Nothing is for granted, I want immunity
The insights I got are worth it, you’ll see
I’m not selling myself short these days
Just making sure I’m getting my ways
This time.
Game Changer, trailblazer, whistleblower
Give me a second, I’ll come right over
With my thread.
Are you sure are ready, the truth is a bitch
In about a minute, you might just wish
You’d locked me up instead.